Thomas Pendelton

Archive for May, 2009

The day I became a Tattoo Artist…

I haven’t been posting any art lately because I have been tattooing and I put those up on the Ministry of Ink site. As far as my own stuff goes I’ve been trying to get inspired to paint something. We went to Joshua Tree and I took some deep space photos, that was great but still not inspired to paint. Today I went out into my alley and noticed that someone had taken a shit in front of my garage. You see we live near the ocean and every dirty human rushes to the water when there is some sort of bastardized holiday. These people don’t give a shit about Memorial Day  or what it means. They use the day off to drink and throw trash in the alleys, piss in the ocean and apparently take a massive shit where ever they feel the urge. Oddly enough I wasn’t inspired to paint. I am inspired how ever to be the best human that I can be and everyday pray that the ground opens up and swallows all of these other dirty mother fuckers into it… What a planet we would have… Oh I guess your wondering what I did with the lincoln log in front off my garage. I taught it how to walk and speak then I tattooed it and sent it out into society to find its parents. They will be so amazed when they see that a piece of shit like that did more with its life then they ever did. Fuck you dirty humans….. Now I am inspired…

I took this 5 minute picture in my alley. Some may think that I am lying about that. To them I say I would hate to live in your skin.

She took these while I was tattooing her…